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July 21, 2014, 11:40 pm


honestly mr brightside can be in any playlist. make out playlist? mr brightside. getting over someone? mr brightside. funeral? you bet your sweet ass mr brightside will be on it

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July 21, 2014, 11:33 pm



As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

84262 notes #oh god it's like ryan and i had an animal child

8 notes #baaabbyyyy

July 21, 2014, 10:05 pm


listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

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July 21, 2014, 8:27 pm

I re-joined snapchat, and so you should all probably add me on that: frillyfrocks

5 notes #i'm currently sending snaps of funny viral videos so get on this

July 18, 2014, 4:04 pm


I want to slap all the people who try to tell me the “correct” way of peeling a banana.
“But the monkeys do it this way…”
Fuck you all.

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